Operation 'Get out of the house so I don't lose my mind' = EPIC FAIL.

ANGUS WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!

As soon as we got back here, he stopped screaming and smiled angelically at me. What IS his deal? Is he allergic to outdoors? I DON'T GET IT!

Looks like I'm destined to be a hermit forever. So much for fresh air. So much for Vitamin D. So much for getting a tan. SO MUCH FOR SUMMER.

And guess what? I DIDN'T BRING ENOUGH DIAPERS!!! WHAT WAS I THINKING??? Looks like we'll be using Kara's tea towels. Just kidding. He can sit in his own excrement until Aaron finishes work.

Kara, I ate all your bagel crisps. I hope you don't mind.