1. Baby's breath. Not that crappy weed that's used to fill space in expensive flower arrangements, but the actual exhalations of BABIES. It's so sweet and milky and delicious. Mmmmm.
2. Massaging my baby's tummy and getting all the gas out. I get a disturbing amount of pleasure from listening to my baby fart.
Some things I don't love:
1. The smell between my baby's folds of fat in his neck. It smells like a combination of spoiled milk and toe jam, and that crud behind your ears.
2. Earwigs.
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i HATE earwigs. jsdakldj.
and that nasty smell... caelan had that but like plus sweaty balls smell on and around his balls area. it made me want to vomit. dont know why i told you that but i felt it was necessary.
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