WHY WON'T HE POOP?

The kid will not poop.  So we all have to suffer and wilt from his stinky farts, wondering when the epic explosion is going to finally take place.  In bed?  In the supermarket?  HE'S A TICKING TIME BOMB!

Anyway, we tried prunes, (hasn't done anything yet) and  here are the pictures.  Those of you on facebook have already seen them.